Tag: weight

My Inner Comedienne Gets Piste Off

No sooner had I opened the kitchen door than she was there, leaning a commedically large ski gloved hand against the front of my refrigerator. “Just vhere do you sink you ah govink?” she demands. I lift my brows at her newly-acquired accent, sounding as she does like the […]

Metamorphosis

It will come as little surprise to those who know me well that I have historically been something of a social butterfly. Admittedly, I don’t flit from party to party quite as often as I have done in years past, the social torch having been passed to my daughter shortly after […]

Home Truths

I came to a startling realization yesterday: I am not, in fact, a fashion model. I realize this will come as a massive surprise to most of you out there in Blogland, those of you whose minds form an immediate image of the genetic offspring of Giselle and […]

The Great Swimwear Debacle

As many of you know, I have just returned from a beach holiday. It was really lovely, the only low point being the realization that I had forgotten the bottom half of my tankini, and was therefore obligated to decorate the beach blanket in my swim top and jean shorts. […]