Tag: humor

Don’t… Just, DON’T.

1.     Don’t roller skate into a crowd of boys when you don’t know how to apply the brakes. 2.     Don’t criticize your best friend for a bad book report. You will SO get slapped. 3.     Don’t steal penny candy from the local […]

Little Miss Perfect

Little Miss Perfect Out for the day Exits her taxi And makes her way   To dine with The Ladies Wearing linen and lace. She unfolds her napkin And dabs at her face,   Careful of rouge And tinted lips, Eyelash extensions And manicure tips.   So careful […]

Back in the Big House

Yes, my friends… Apple is back in bunny prison once more. As you can see, she looks none too pleased with the three miles of wire I’ve used to close every conceivable gap in her outdoor run. My naughty and unfixed female bunny, hot on the heels of […]

The Splinter

Some of you may be aware that, in one of my numerous professional incarnations, I worked as a medical transcriptionist. This would likely explain my unblushing obsession with all aspects of the human anatomy, including joints, organs, gray matter, squishy parts and mucous membranes. Having transcribed every imaginable surgical procedure over the […]