Tag: humor

The Dish Fairy

For those of you who visited Mother Hen when she was still a chick growing up, it would be fair to say I was not raised to be a neat freak. This is not to say my mother was a slob. She was just a woman working full […]

Evil Rabbit Back in Custody

Marlow’s Most Wanted criminal was apprehended this evening. Apple Bunny, who calls herself “Mistress of Darkness”, was brought into custody tonight by Mother Hen. The wascally wabbit was trapped in her hutch after an extended chase through the garden. “I just couldn’t seem to catch her,” said Mother […]

Apple’s Freedom Log #1

I, Mistress of Darkness, am once more at liberty. (As usual, my hooman has no one to blame but herself.) There I was, dutifully carrying out yet another day of prison life, hiding behind the manger when the hooman came to escort my cellmate and me to the exercise yard. The […]

Rabbits Can Be Real Jerks…

Nobody ever accused me of not giving others a fair chance to prove themselves. Oh, that’s not to say I’ve not been burned a time or two (or a million), but I generally like to give people the benefit of the doubt before passing judgment. Maybe it’s an […]

Don’t… Just, DON’T.

1.     Don’t roller skate into a crowd of boys when you don’t know how to apply the brakes. 2.     Don’t criticize your best friend for a bad book report. You will SO get slapped. 3.     Don’t steal penny candy from the local […]