Tag: health

My Inner Comedienne Gets Piste Off

No sooner had I opened the kitchen door than she was there, leaning a commedically large ski gloved hand against the front of my refrigerator. “Just vhere do you sink you ah govink?” she demands. I lift my brows at her newly-acquired accent, sounding as she does like the […]

Much Ado About Nothing

Well, after having spent nearly all of the past year putting it off, I finally bit the bullet. It is true: I would rather pull off my left arm at the shoulder than see my doctor, but as many of you know, the lack of sleep was causing […]

The Big, Fat, Hairy Liar

Can I just say, for the record, that this was NEVER meant to happen to me. For years I have watched other women pass through this hormonal cesspool that is middle age and somehow managed to convince myself it would never… EVER happen to me. The hot flushes… […]

The Party Within

For years I have been blaming myself. It is my lack of self-control. It is my poor metabolism. It is my avid dislike of exercise. I don’t drink enough water… Oh, I can rattle off excuses for my continual battle of the bulge with the best of them. […]