Tag: funny

Home Truths

You don’t get to be my age without learning a few hard lessons in life. Granted, I’m (only) 52, but given the fact I am weirdly accident prone, who knows whether today I might trip over a rollerskate and puncture my jugular on a drinking straw? In case […]

Evil Rabbit Back in Custody

Marlow’s Most Wanted criminal was apprehended this evening. Apple Bunny, who calls herself “Mistress of Darkness”, was brought into custody tonight by Mother Hen. The wascally wabbit was trapped in her hutch after an extended chase through the garden. “I just couldn’t seem to catch her,” said Mother […]

Apple’s Freedom Log #1

I, Mistress of Darkness, am once more at liberty. (As usual, my hooman has no one to blame but herself.) There I was, dutifully carrying out yet another day of prison life, hiding behind the manger when the hooman came to escort my cellmate and me to the exercise yard. The […]

The Name Game

Last weekend, we had guests to stay. They were not people I knew, but were a guest speaker at our congregation and his wife. Our house is tiny, but we are always happy to share – the more the merrier, I say. Even with only one bathroom! At any […]

Turkish Toilet Trauma

Few things surprise me these days. Having criss crossed Europe enough times and become acquainted with all manner of weird and wonderful means of sanitation, my shocker has long since been short circuited. Which, I suppose, is kind of a good thing. Hey, I swam in the south […]