Tag: fitness

My Inner Comedienne Gets Piste Off

No sooner had I opened the kitchen door than she was there, leaning a commedically large ski gloved hand against the front of my refrigerator. “Just vhere do you sink you ah govink?” she demands. I lift my brows at her newly-acquired accent, sounding as she does like the […]

The Big, Fat, Hairy Liar

Can I just say, for the record, that this was NEVER meant to happen to me. For years I have watched other women pass through this hormonal cesspool that is middle age and somehow managed to convince myself it would never… EVER happen to me. The hot flushes… […]

The Fiesta Within

Since my return from the States, nothing has been normal. Well, granted normal for me is constant dieting and a continual battle raging between my Brain and the rest of the body parts residing in this bloated prison I call My Body. (Click here to see The Party […]