Tag: clothing

…On the Evils of Spandex

They hit me again yesterday: ALL THE REASONS I HATE SPANDEX. Usually, my hatred for Spandex (Lycra, elastane) is reserved for those rare moments when I darken the doorway of a gym. There does not exist a single item of workout clothing that does not contain Spandex, and the […]

Never to Return

Never shop at Asda when you are cold. (Asda, for my American followers, is the British discount grocery chain bought out by Wal-Mart in 1999.  Britain has been officially “Wal-Martized.”  Yay.)  I had only nipped in the other day to pick up some chili peppers and a few […]