Category: pets

All Myxed Up

My latest YouTube upload is something of a Public Service Announcement. Remember all those worries I had about Apple Bunny fraternizing with the local wildlife? Turns out mixed breed babies would have been the least of our worries… After two weeks on the loose (with me in a cast […]

Our Robin

Here is your AAAAAH moment of the weekend! In the wake of my murderous rampage last week, a crime for which I am still paying in the form of a splinted finger and a driving ban for another 6 weeks, here is my latest YouTube upload. Lest any […]

To Cull, or Not to Cull…

  That is the question! This autumn is proving to be a time of rampant indecision in the Hen house. For those of you who don’t just scroll past my chickeny posts and move on to reading about food, lip gloss, sparkly shoes or politics (hey, not all readers […]

Evil Rabbit Back in Custody

Marlow’s Most Wanted criminal was apprehended this evening. Apple Bunny, who calls herself “Mistress of Darkness”, was brought into custody tonight by Mother Hen. The wascally wabbit was trapped in her hutch after an extended chase through the garden. “I just couldn’t seem to catch her,” said Mother […]

Apple’s Freedom Log #1

I, Mistress of Darkness, am once more at liberty. (As usual, my hooman has no one to blame but herself.) There I was, dutifully carrying out yet another day of prison life, hiding behind the manger when the hooman came to escort my cellmate and me to the exercise yard. The […]