Category: humor

Rabbits Can Be Real Jerks…

Nobody ever accused me of not giving others a fair chance to prove themselves. Oh, that’s not to say I’ve not been burned a time or two (or a million), but I generally like to give people the benefit of the doubt before passing judgment. Maybe it’s an […]

The Wrong Side of the Bed

I wake this morning in a dreamy fog of anger and resentment. Some would call it “The Wrong Side of the Bed”… yet, weirdly, I am on my usual side. HH asks me if I want to hit the shower first, and I harrumph. “What’s the matter, hun,” asks HH, “you […]

Don’t… Just, DON’T.

1.     Don’t roller skate into a crowd of boys when you don’t know how to apply the brakes. 2.     Don’t criticize your best friend for a bad book report. You will SO get slapped. 3.     Don’t steal penny candy from the local […]

Little Miss Perfect

Little Miss Perfect Out for the day Exits her taxi And makes her way   To dine with The Ladies Wearing linen and lace. She unfolds her napkin And dabs at her face,   Careful of rouge And tinted lips, Eyelash extensions And manicure tips.   So careful […]