Category: humor

Apple’s Freedom Log #1

I, Mistress of Darkness, am once more at liberty. (As usual, my hooman has no one to blame but herself.) There I was, dutifully carrying out yet another day of prison life, hiding behind the manger when the hooman came to escort my cellmate and me to the exercise yard. The […]

Rabbits Can Be Real Jerks…

Nobody ever accused me of not giving others a fair chance to prove themselves. Oh, that’s not to say I’ve not been burned a time or two (or a million), but I generally like to give people the benefit of the doubt before passing judgment. Maybe it’s an […]

The Wrong Side of the Bed

I wake this morning in a dreamy fog of anger and resentment. Some would call it “The Wrong Side of the Bed”… yet, weirdly, I am on my usual side. HH asks me if I want to hit the shower first, and I harrumph. “What’s the matter, hun,” asks HH, “you […]

Don’t… Just, DON’T.

1.     Don’t roller skate into a crowd of boys when you don’t know how to apply the brakes. 2.     Don’t criticize your best friend for a bad book report. You will SO get slapped. 3.     Don’t steal penny candy from the local […]