Category: humor

My Inner Comedienne’s Death by Budget

I find my Inner Comedienne laid out in mortuary fashion atop my toothbrush, holding a sad plastic lily in her hands. Each of her closed eyelids is painted with a comedic “x”, by which I deduce she is either sleeping or dead. It’s late, and, to be quite honest, I haven’t seen her […]

The Cold Side of the Pillow

I wake to find HH firmly buried under his pillow. Before you ask, I must assure you I did NOT place it over his face, on account of him being worth much more to me alive than dead. “Babe,” I ask, “you ok?” He mutters something unintelligible, but […]

La Lingua dell’Amore

Ok, ok… so I’ve been just the tiniest bit quiet this month. As in, TOTALLY SILENT! Truth is, I’ve been up to my ears in the business that is life – you know, taxes, family, bills… *snore!* As you know, some women escape to the mall or to the […]

Honey, I’m HOME!

So Mother Hen has taken a bit of a leave of absence this past month, but with the steady stream of posts appearing daily on your readers, I feel pretty certain my absence has been a welcome reprieve for you all! But, guess what? I’M BAAAAAACK! So… what […]