Oh, where to start… I am a girl who lives by routine. Primarily because I have become so forgetful in my old age I need routine to get me through the day. This is not to say, however, that my reliance on internal autopilot is completely without flaw. […]
They hit me again yesterday: ALL THE REASONS I HATE SPANDEX. Usually, my hatred for Spandex (Lycra, elastane) is reserved for those rare moments when I darken the doorway of a gym. There does not exist a single item of workout clothing that does not contain Spandex, and the […]
I find my Inner Comedienne laid out in mortuary fashion atop my toothbrush, holding a sad plastic lily in her hands. Each of her closed eyelids is painted with a comedic “x”, by which I deduce she is either sleeping or dead. It’s late, and, to be quite honest, I haven’t seen her […]
Wanting and doing are two different things, And cash in the bank is what thriftiness brings! But rainy day savings can hardly compare With a new pair of shoes I am longing to wear Today, not tomorrow! Must I beg, steal or borrow? I look, I lust, I […]
Y’all know I rarely rant. Well, at least not out loud. But there are times when I just GOTTA SAY… As I was trawling the internet today looking for super, life-changingly important things like the benefits and drawbacks of lash extensions and the importance of wearing Spanx under […]
Hello, my lovelies! And how sweet of you to drop by and join us here. Settle in and make yourself at home with a little comedy, minimal drama, plenty of sarcasm, and a splash of fiction thrown in just to keep y'all on your toes... Welcome!
Mother Hen Diaries 