I’m half expecting choirs of angels to appear in these glorious clouds. I’ve decided it is worth getting up early. If I had listened to my pillow, here is what I might have missed: A little walk with my chickens round the garden in a crisp breeze, bathed in […]
Hi there! I am an American who washed up on the shores of England over 25 years ago. I decided that if my life is an open book anyway, I better start writing some of it down before I get too old to remember that I enjoyed most of it. And if I can make you choke on your bagel or snort coffee out your nose from time to time, I feel I have succeeded in my mission here. Someone has to do it. Welcome to the comedrama dust bath that is my life...
No sooner had I opened the kitchen door than she was there, leaning a commedically large ski gloved hand against the front of my refrigerator. “Just vhere do you sink you ah govink?” she demands. I lift my brows at her newly-acquired accent, sounding as she does like the […]
My latest YouTube upload is something of a Public Service Announcement. Remember all those worries I had about Apple Bunny fraternizing with the local wildlife? Turns out mixed breed babies would have been the least of our worries… After two weeks on the loose (with me in a cast […]
I realise there are quite a few folks who are tired and bored of Facebook these days. I get it, I really do. Another meme… another slushy sentimental saying… another “ignore this post and it means you want this poor puppy dead…” I know, I know. But every […]
I’ve never understood the appeal of mud wrestling. If there is anything alluring about being covered head to toe with filthy slime, it has utterly bypassed me. In fact, alongside bungee jumping (trust issues) and spelunking (claustrophobia), I could rank rolling in the mud (hygeine freak) amongst those things I would most certainly […]