Hi there! I am an American who washed up on the shores of England over 25 years ago. I decided that if my life is an open book anyway, I better start writing some of it down before I get too old to remember that I enjoyed most of it. And if I can make you choke on your bagel or snort coffee out your nose from time to time, I feel I have succeeded in my mission here. Someone has to do it. Welcome to the comedrama dust bath that is my life...
This morning I woke to a head full of shockingly blonde hair and a crushing Personality Hangover. Now, before you start sending me AA links, let me just say that a Personality Hangover has absolutely nothing to do with drink. In fact, this one was apparently fueled by […]
Though pony ownership is every little girl’s dream, to this very day it remains a bit of a mystery to me as to how my own family ended up fulfilling it. Sure, every kid has dreams, but one thing I learned early on was that a dreamer was sure […]
Hello, my lovelies! And how sweet of you to drop by and join us here. Settle in and make yourself at home with a little comedy, minimal drama, plenty of sarcasm, and a splash of fiction thrown in just to keep y'all on your toes... Welcome!
Mother Hen Diaries 