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motherhendiaries

Hi there! I am an American who washed up on the shores of England over 25 years ago. I decided that if my life is an open book anyway, I better start writing some of it down before I get too old to remember that I enjoyed most of it. And if I can make you choke on your bagel or snort coffee out your nose from time to time, I feel I have succeeded in my mission here. Someone has to do it. Welcome to the comedrama dust bath that is my life...

Our Robin

Here is your AAAAAH moment of the weekend! In the wake of my murderous rampage last week, a crime for which I am still paying in the form of a splinted finger and a driving ban for another 6 weeks, here is my latest YouTube upload. Lest any […]

Baby Daddy

They say opposites attract. It’s true – and I envy your reserve, My wallflower man, So shy, so distant. Dignity personified, And saddled with me, A muddy puppy of a girl. I wonder –  will you love This pink, wriggling blob With your nose and my hair…? Will you […]