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motherhendiaries

Hi there! I am an American who washed up on the shores of England over 25 years ago. I decided that if my life is an open book anyway, I better start writing some of it down before I get too old to remember that I enjoyed most of it. And if I can make you choke on your bagel or snort coffee out your nose from time to time, I feel I have succeeded in my mission here. Someone has to do it. Welcome to the comedrama dust bath that is my life...

Baby Daddy

They say opposites attract. It’s true – and I envy your reserve, My wallflower man, So shy, so distant. Dignity personified, And saddled with me, A muddy puppy of a girl. I wonder –  will you love This pink, wriggling blob With your nose and my hair…? Will you […]