Right – so which one of my hens has been fraternizing with an ostrich lately? Hmm?
Whoever she is, her latest production is about the size of an avocado and can be compared to a human female giving birth to a 35-year-old man. With full beard. (*YIKES!!!*)
In any case, the chick that can pass a triple-yolker and still live to cluck another day wins my respect for sure!
How do they do it?
It’s probably just as well we don’t think too hard about the logistics of it all, eh, my friends?
(Way to put y’all off eggs…)
And for the record, any crazy woman who takes the time to draw chicken faces on her fresh eggs probably needs to be medicated.
Thanks once again for tuning in to my special brand of crazy – and spread the chickeny love, y’all!
xx Mother Hen
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Amusing 😀
Ciao
Sid
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Questo è il mio mantra : in caso di dubbio, parlare di uova! (e portarmi il mio farmaco…) xx MH
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I teach you italian, you teach me english 😀
You should say: (e portami la mia medicina): referring to red wine, of course! Which is a good medicine to all bad things 😀
Ciao
Sid
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Grazie mille, Sid! That was my first try, actually, but I out-thought myself – ha! I have much to learn… xxx
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You are learning good, precise and fast and that’s not easy with this language: its latin heritage is a heavy burden! And the grammar is complicated 😛
The only clear thing: you read/write what you read/write 😀
To our next episode!
Ciao
Sid
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Your egg photo made me chuckle today and just when I needed a good laugh too. I wince at the thought of passing an egg that large. What a trooper that chicken is.
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I know, right? Poor girl… bless! One more reason I’m glad I’m not a chicken. Well, there is also the whole, “winding up as Sunday dinner” thing… xx MH
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This is what you get for letting your chicks date ostriches.Next thing you know, they’ll be sticking their heads in the sand.
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… when they’re not running like racehorses, eh? 🙂 Crazy girls…
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LMAO!
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