Day: August 28, 2015

Evil Rabbit Back in Custody

Marlow’s Most Wanted criminal was apprehended this evening. Apple Bunny, who calls herself “Mistress of Darkness”, was brought into custody tonight by Mother Hen. The wascally wabbit was trapped in her hutch after an extended chase through the garden. “I just couldn’t seem to catch her,” said Mother […]

The Sniffing

We’ve all heard the “experts” say that if you can smell it on yourself, you’re wearing too much – To which I reply: Hogwash! There is no such thing as too much of a good thing. What is more, I don’t wear colognes or perfumes for anyone besides […]