Month: August 2015

Evil Rabbit Back in Custody

Marlow’s Most Wanted criminal was apprehended this evening. Apple Bunny, who calls herself “Mistress of Darkness”, was brought into custody tonight by Mother Hen. The wascally wabbit was trapped in her hutch after an extended chase through the garden. “I just couldn’t seem to catch her,” said Mother […]

The Sniffing

We’ve all heard the “experts” say that if you can smell it on yourself, you’re wearing too much – To which I reply: Hogwash! There is no such thing as too much of a good thing. What is more, I don’t wear colognes or perfumes for anyone besides […]

Apple’s Freedom Log #1

I, Mistress of Darkness, am once more at liberty. (As usual, my hooman has no one to blame but herself.) There I was, dutifully carrying out yet another day of prison life, hiding behind the manger when the hooman came to escort my cellmate and me to the exercise yard. The […]

Weekly Photo Challenge: CREEPY

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Creepy.” I reckon this photo would qualify… even if it is submitted a bit late! Here lies Mr. Fox, wanted on nine counts of chicken murder this summer. He was shot dead by our local farmer. The Red Kites had him […]

Rabbits Can Be Real Jerks…

Nobody ever accused me of not giving others a fair chance to prove themselves. Oh, that’s not to say I’ve not been burned a time or two (or a million), but I generally like to give people the benefit of the doubt before passing judgment. Maybe it’s an […]