Little Miss Perfect

Out for the day

Exits her taxi

And makes her way

To dine with The Ladies

Wearing linen and lace.

She unfolds her napkin

And dabs at her face,

Careful of rouge

And tinted lips,

Eyelash extensions

And manicure tips.

So careful is she

To stay put together,

Her grooming is sure

To look good in all weather.

But The Ladies can’t help it.

They’re starting to wonder

How Little Miss Perfect

Has made such a blunder;

For all the Gucci

And Vuitton in the world

Cannot change

What they see in the girl.

They’re raising their glasses

And hiding their grins;

For Little Miss Perfect

Has soup on her chin.

Mother Hen

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