And Then There Was Kryptonite

“Honey, can we have a cat?” “No.” “I really want a cat…” “No.” “Aw, c’mon.  You love cats.” “No.” “Please?” “No.” I sulk in silence for all of 10 seconds.  Wait for it… wait for it…  “You’re really mean…” He sighs.  “Fine.  You can have a rabbit.” “I don’t […]